Q: Do you sell wholesale?
Q: Where can I find your stuff in real life?
Q: How long does shipping take?
A: We process all orders within 1-3 business days and while shipping times vary we send everything USPS First Class or Priority so you should get your goodies within 3-5 business days. Let us know if you need something by a specific date!
Q: Do you do custom orders?
A: Errrrr, sometimes. It's hard to say without knowing more specifics so shoot us a message with the deets of what you were thinking about we can figure it out!
Q: Do you collaborate with other makers/shakers/doers?
A: Definitely! I'm a little bit obsessed with meeting and working with new creative types so unless I'm terrifically swamped with work I love being a part of new and exciting collaborations.
Q: Where the hell do you come up with this stuff?
A: My mind grapes, mostly. Some of the sayings are an homage to popular TV and movies but mostly my brain is just a real weird and hilarious place to be.
Q: Can we be friends?
A: Totalllllllly! As long as you don't mind me internet stalking your social media accounts a little bit (or a lot) I love meeting new weirdos.
Still got questions? That's cool - give us a shout!